Rapunzel's bad hair day

A story I wrote for english class. Cause why not right?

In olden times, at the edge of a big forest, a little girl lived with her mother. She had really long hair and was called Rapunzel.

One day, Rapunzel's mother gave her a basket with some cake inside and told her to walk through the forest to the castle where King Arthur lay sick in bed.

"Remember not to talk to strangers!" Rapunzel's mother said.

On the way to King Arthur’s castle, Rapunzel met Cinderella.

"Where are you going little girl?" she asked with her biggest smile.

"To King Arthur's castle on the other side of the forest," said Rapunzel who had forgotten what her mother told her.

Cinderella took a shortcut and ran ahead to King Arthur's castle. When she got there, she went inside, put a knife in King Arthur’s chest and put him in a wardrobe.

Then she put on his crown and climbed into his bed.

When Rapunzel got there, she walked right up to the bed.

"You’re Majesty! What nice shoes you have," she said.

"Gee thanks," said Cinderella.

"And what a nice dress you're wearing," she said.

"Oh you just keep complementing me," said Cinderella.

"And what a feminine look," she said.

"I now, I really do look fabulously," said Cinderella, and she jumped out of bed so Rapunzel could see her beautiful dress.

The king’s gardener, who was chopping wood in the garden, heard the girl laughing. He came inside and told Rapunzel that it was Cinderella, and not the king who she was laughing with.

Rapunzel couldn’t have it that it was a girl who looked better than her. And so she took a bat that was standing against the wardrobe very conveniently, and hit Cinderella with it.

Then Rapunzel, the gardener, and the king's cook all ate Cinderella and the king and had some tea. What a Jolly good time!